Pardon the both of us for leaving you guys hanging last week.... We
were both sick.
As we both recouped, there has been a "heat wave" in Jersey this week which brought some things to our attention in the urban areas. You the reader may be guilty of these things, but ummm you know how a Gemini really feels about opinions... lol (seriously tho)
1) Uggs in any weather warmer than 65 is just a no no... so that means please don't wear them with shorts, skirts or cropped pants.
2) Pedicures should be done throughout the year (my personal opinion). When it's decided to wear sandals or any other shoe exposing your feet, be sure that a pedicure preceded this decision.
3) Sundresses, love them; but but PLEASE shave underarms before wearing them.
4) LACE FRONTS, unfortunately they haven't all the way gone out of style. Wearing these in hot weather is the same as me walking outside with a skully on... Leave them at home on the dresser!!
5) These dresses with the sheer areas, yea they were only made for certain body types. A size large doesn't always mean that it's your body type it was made for.
Let's not leave the fellas out Sco
1) Timbs with shorts..STOP IT! Let those dogs breath..Leave the foolishness to the youngins
2) Tucking your shirt in for the sole purpose of showing the "H" on your Hermes belt..Word son?! I've seen sweaters get tucked in for recognition..If you must do all that,you're not use to having ish and you're trying to attract the attention of people who more than likely cant even pronounce Hermes.
3) Bushy beards..If you don't ACTIVELY practice Islam, c'mon son! It's too hot for all that.. Out here looking like ZZ Top,face smelling like *ss from sweat and hidden food particles all for the sake of fashion, I CANT!
4)Tight jeans/baby tees..Stop walking around with extra large bodies rocking 4T tee shirts! Yall do understand "smedium" isn't a real size right?? And I don't think I have to explain what's wrong with this skinny jean movement..You're a man with parts that need to circulate..If it looks like we both have to do the wiggle shimmy shake to get into our jeans, DEAL OFF and you get a "How you doin?!"
Now let's enjoy this beautiful weather to come and cut down on the fashion foolery this summer..
Each one Teach one :)
As we both recouped, there has been a "heat wave" in Jersey this week which brought some things to our attention in the urban areas. You the reader may be guilty of these things, but ummm you know how a Gemini really feels about opinions... lol (seriously tho)
1) Uggs in any weather warmer than 65 is just a no no... so that means please don't wear them with shorts, skirts or cropped pants.
2) Pedicures should be done throughout the year (my personal opinion). When it's decided to wear sandals or any other shoe exposing your feet, be sure that a pedicure preceded this decision.
3) Sundresses, love them; but but PLEASE shave underarms before wearing them.
4) LACE FRONTS, unfortunately they haven't all the way gone out of style. Wearing these in hot weather is the same as me walking outside with a skully on... Leave them at home on the dresser!!
5) These dresses with the sheer areas, yea they were only made for certain body types. A size large doesn't always mean that it's your body type it was made for.
Let's not leave the fellas out Sco
1) Timbs with shorts..STOP IT! Let those dogs breath..Leave the foolishness to the youngins
2) Tucking your shirt in for the sole purpose of showing the "H" on your Hermes belt..Word son?! I've seen sweaters get tucked in for recognition..If you must do all that,you're not use to having ish and you're trying to attract the attention of people who more than likely cant even pronounce Hermes.
3) Bushy beards..If you don't ACTIVELY practice Islam, c'mon son! It's too hot for all that.. Out here looking like ZZ Top,face smelling like *ss from sweat and hidden food particles all for the sake of fashion, I CANT!
4)Tight jeans/baby tees..Stop walking around with extra large bodies rocking 4T tee shirts! Yall do understand "smedium" isn't a real size right?? And I don't think I have to explain what's wrong with this skinny jean movement..You're a man with parts that need to circulate..If it looks like we both have to do the wiggle shimmy shake to get into our jeans, DEAL OFF and you get a "How you doin?!"
Now let's enjoy this beautiful weather to come and cut down on the fashion foolery this summer..
Each one Teach one :)
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